Don’t Join The Flaming Nostral Club!
No one was going to comment on it. Yet, there it was — a huge mass of nose hair. It jetted out of each nostril; in fact, it made his nose look like a space ship. Yes, I said his nose. If you are thinking “Cool!” then raise your hand.
This is a guy thing; actually, it is an old guy thing.
I cannot recall anything the guy said. That is definitely a problem. I immediately went out and bought a tool. I am a guy, it is what we do.
Guys, stop what you are doing and find a mirror. See if you have a problem in this –ah um — area. If you “can’t see the trees for the forest,” then buy a nose hair clipper.
Ladies, you may as well buy one for your husband. He won’t know that he needs it; he won’t buy one even if he did. If you buy it, he will use it because it is a tool and that is what guys do. Don’t be surprised if he finds other uses for it.
If the problem is really bad, stop reading this and order a nose hair trimmer. Please, do it.
Now, for something completely, completely, different.
